What if Clara is Jacks daughter?
Series One Doctor Who “The face of Bo is pregnant”
I ENJOY THIS THEORY
MOFFAT IF YOU GIVE ME THIS ONE SOLID
I WILL PRESENT YOU WITH MORE SOLIDS
Casual reminder that Jack spent 1874 years buried beneath Cardiff.
Presuming that it takes him four minutes to be revived each time he dies of things which don’t require his entire body to re-grow itself (based on how long it took for him to revive after Suzie shot him), and that it takes six minutes for him to suffocate (brain death occurs roughly four minutes after loss of consciousness), he dies 52 595 times per year.
That means he died 98 563 030 times while buried underneath Cardiff.
People do NOT give this character enough credit. They look at him and they’re like “LOL he makes innuendos and fucks people” and think that’s the extent of his character. But he’s been through so much shit, and he has so much more depth than people give him credit for. He’s so fucking brave, and he’s one of my favorite characters of all time.
that would take forever
don’t worry. He’s got forever.
I’m laughing way more than I should be
oh look it’s back
and it’s gotten BETTER
How Captain Jack spends his time not dying
this is beautiful
Too perfect (1 of 2)
Sure he was.
JOHN: …we have a laugh when we do stuff like that because it’s actually, we can’t …we don’t …you don’t touch or do anything kind of weird, but I’m actually …my hand’s groping his thigh.
GARETH: I accidentally put my hands down your pants, didn’t I?
JOHN: Yes, you did… Very funny. I enjoyed it.
Those devilish smirks..
Non-Brits: never forget that by ‘pants’, he does not mean ‘trousers’…
Even though I know this, thank you thank you thank you for pointing it out.
that is all
Pants.. means.. underpants?
Oh dear god.
BING BONG HELLOOOOO
Almost tried to do this once.
Thank you BBC for all the long coat porn !